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Q: What does the acorn say when he grows up? A: ge-om-e-try |
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Q: Who invented the round table? A: CIR-cumference |
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Q: What does the 0 say to the 8? A: nice belt! |
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what seven times six is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! And who can tell me what six times seven is?" Same Student: "It's 24!" |
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Little Boy: "My math teacher is crazy!" Mother: "Why?" Little Boy: "Yesterday she told us that five is four plus one. Today she told us that five is three plus two!" |
